Thinking of
‘red sky in the morning / shepherd’s warning’,
he says ‘red sky / shepherd’s pie.
English is not his mother tongue and we love his near misses.
A blessing in disguise: a blessing in the sky.
Stark naked: starch naked.
To throw the bath water out with the baby.
Though mostly we remember the ones with a touch of the lewd:
Genetic inheritance: genital inheritance.
Dead as a dodo: dead as a dildo.

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what a glorious post. Deeply deeply funny in the best possible way. And a marvellous photo.
thanks Tish, there would be a hundred more. and he’s funny in general also